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Fucking Americans. Welcome to our world.

Published by bbt September 7th, 2006 in Flickr, bernard, irishblogs, personal, politics/world affairs, runningwithbulls.com, travel

Today I was sitting in the lobby of the Marriott Hotel here in Guatemala city.
I was sitting within listening distance (unfortunately, I wish I was sitting further away) of two middle-aged America men.

I overheard their conversation regarding the long queue that had to “endure” at the airport.

Fat American man: Yeah. I got off the plane and got to the security checks. The queue for non-Americans was going really quickly, and the American queue was talking a long time. They were doing lots of security checks, and checking papers.

Other American man: Yeah, I know how that feels.

Fat American man: So I had to wait in the queue, and I saw the non-American queue moving quickly. So I went into that queue. When I got to the desk, the guy looked at me. I told him that I was in a hurry, you know that kinda shit, and he told me to go back to the other queue.

Other American man: Asshole.

Fat American man: Yeah. So I told him I was in a real rush, and he said go back to the American queue.

Damn. I hate that. I mean its all the queueing I hate.

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Well, who the fuck do we all have to thank for that.

The long queue was probably due to all the Americans coming to buy babies.

Welcome to the world of civilised people, who have to endure stupid security checks caused by a countries paranoia.

Sorry, I like some American people. But others. Pppffff

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13 Responses to “Fucking Americans. Welcome to our world.”

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1 Slim American Sep 5th, 2007 at 7:16 pm

I got something to say to you asshole! If u have a problem with americans i will send my fucking home address and we can settle this shit. If u wanna talk shit about i will have u fucked up. Americans arent scared of abudabis!! So FUCK YOU!!!!!
2 Brad Sep 16th, 2007 at 1:45 am

Yeah, I know… whats bad is this christian crap they’re pushing on the world. How they let Bush in beats me. They go on about being so fucking moral and then disregard international laws to torture innocents merely because of where they live or ’cause they worship a different God. Some are ok I’m sure, but like ‘Slim American’ up there, most are just fuckwits… what th’ fuck is an “abudabis” anyway ? Probably meant Australian or something… wanker !!
3 Dave Sep 20th, 2007 at 7:41 am

give me your home address little pussy
4 Fat American Oct 2nd, 2007 at 11:42 am

Hey Slim American, here’s a “FUCK YOU” all the way from the Philippines. Yeah, send me your home address so that I can come over there and teach you some manners. Or I could just split your head open, grab a handful of sawdust from your cranial cavity (Oops, big word, that’s the part of your head where the brain is supposed to be), and use it to balance the soil moisture on my garden. By the way, since you people are apparently incapable of retaining any information for longer than 30 seconds from all that TV you watch, here’s another one: FUCK YOU.
5 Ruski Oct 17th, 2007 at 5:29 am

Hey u american fucker, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! u think u fat ass lazy americans r so tough?? Lets see how long ul survive on the streets of russia u peice of ignorant shit
6 Robert Oct 31st, 2007 at 5:41 am

The americans are fucking up the whole world. Look at the world choas they have directly created.

They cannot accept the fact that other countries could actually be better off than them & would not allow such a situation to materialise.

Tsk Tsk Tsk……
7 Fat American Nov 12th, 2007 at 1:47 pm

Still waiting, Slim American………. All bark and no bite.
8 Rosamel Ovalle Nov 19th, 2007 at 2:40 am

Gringos de mierda, falta poco para que China les parta el orto.
9 asddas Dec 12th, 2007 at 8:17 am

Haha Americans are retarded. I can’t believe they complained about ques when in America you have to que for everything. And I don’t even want to start on the long border security ques in America if your not an American. FUCK AMERICA
10 incestuous american assholes Dec 23rd, 2007 at 3:06 pm

Hopefully Bin Laden wil soon have the gear to torch EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU REDNECK MUTHERFUCKING AMERICANS.

About 100 hydrogen bombs would turn that slimehole of a country into the biggest sheet of glass the world has ever seen.

Seriously, all you fuckers are any good for is making retarded bastard kids with your cousins, fucking your sisters, hailing God like HE ACTUALLY EXISTS LOL, using resources of OTHER COUNTRIES and bitching when people don’t want to put up with it.

You know what, save the animals and the land and just swallow a bunch of pills or at least take a hint from Koresh.

Trust me - NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s 300 million of you inbreeding bastards and when a few of you get killed, you throw a fucking fit. You think your soldiers are some kind of heroes when in fact they’re a bunch of fudge packing homos - of course who else would fuck a dirty, inbred, redneck american GI except another american GI with his tiny penis and aids ridden ass.

And if those pills are hard to swallow, crush them in some that jizz you lick from your daddy’s little cock and don’t forget to beat your kids a bit while you’re having the your neighbours believe that they’re perfect.

Merry Xmas, you fucking christian rejects and have a gof fuck yourself kind of new year,

Cocksuckers!!!!!!!!!!!
11 America>your country Dec 29th, 2007 at 4:42 pm

Well…I do agree with Ruski about American suvrival skills…but you all can’t do shit. America is the most powerful country on the planet, period. You can yak all day that you got more nukes or more soldiers, but in the end it doesn’t matter. We have more nuclear submarines, more planes, and more people who are dumb enough to die. THE ONLY THING russia has developed in the last 100 years to fuck us up is the Tsar bomb.
12 America>your country Dec 29th, 2007 at 4:44 pm

No, wait…China has about 2 billion more dumbfucks to die.

Just to add it in there…You know that 33% of greenhouse gasses come from farting lifestock? Now, how many bulls and ox do you think China has to feed its stoneage economy. Oh shit, I just ruined your theory on how Americans are the worst natural destroyers. Well, at least you still have the obesity theory.
13 FUCK AMERICANS Jan 14th, 2008 at 2:30 am

yeah!!! fuck you fucking AMERICANS!!!! i remember that 1 AMERICAN put a video on youtube about australians well fuck you!!!!! the whole world is better than AMERICAN FUCKING SHITS SHOULD DIE!!! EVERY MOVIE I WATCH IS ABOUT FUCKING AMERICA, ALL AMERICANS DO IS EAT MC DONALDS ALL DAY AND WATCH THEMSELVES BECOME FAT, IF THE LEAST FAT OF ALL AMERICANS WENT ON A WEIGHT SCALE, HE WOULD FUCKING BLOW IT UP BECAUSE YOU AMERICANS DONT WANT TO LOOOSE WEIGHT